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Time:08:18 pm
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Time:10:25 pm
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Time:03:15 pm
1. 5 reasons you are cool.

-i am in prison
-i have spent more time in solitary than anyone has a right to
-my cousin invented the zipper
-i've been raped
-i once saw led zeppelin live in the '70s

2. 5 bands that influence you musically or socially.

-antischism
-the mr. t experience
-skrewdriver
-de la soul
-slayer

3. 5 books or movies that you've loved.

-book: the count of monte cristo
-book: the green mile
-movie: the shawshank redemption
-movie: reservoir dogs
-book: where the red fern grows

4. 5 articles of clothing you take pride in.

HAHAHAHAHA.

5. 5 sentences completing the bio.

Never, ever commit a crime. You will regret it til the end of your days. Pray every night, pray to Jesus for redemption. God loves you all. Join nonpaste if you LOVE music.

My journal is a fake. Reject me.
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Time:07:40 pm
1. 5 reasons you are cool. [list these using "-" to start each new line and title the section appropriately] [or give it a new clever/cool title]
5 reasons why I rock stripey socks:
-There are trees where i live
-I'm super cultured...been to Canada AND Mexico
-I'm Indie...not Emo!
-My friend met Thom Yorke
-Benjamin Gibbard is my homeboy

2. 5 bands you should be listening to (but don't know about)
-The Fitness
-Fiery Furnaces
-Aveo
-Game Over Mario
-Roy

3. 5 books and movies that I love.
-1984 - The Orwell
-High Fidelity
-Requiem For A Dream
-The Loved One - Evelyn Waugh
-Ghost World


4. 5 articles of clothing that I take pride in.
-Red twill skirt
-80's U.S. Postal jacket - Gold buttons all intact
-Scarf Mom knitted
-Blue Cons
-Planned Parenthood t-shirt

I DO NOT have one of those crappy ass "Trucker Hats"
and i DO NOT think "Voting is for old people"
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Subject:Me, myself, and I
Time:11:44 pm
1. 5 reasons you are cool. [list these using "-" to start each new line and title the section appropriately] [or give it a new clever/cool title]
5 reasons why you probably think I'm a pretentious fuck
-I'm not concerned with being "cool"/"deck".
-I have taste.
-I'm a misanthrope.
-I know what I'm talking about.
-My bookshelf/CD collection.

2. 5 bands you should be listening to (but don't know about)
-The Fall
-The Deadly Snakes
-The Constantines
-Drive Like Jehu
-Slint

3. 5 books and movies that I love.
-Waking Life (Movie, dir. Richard Linklater)
-Mother Night (Book) - Kurt Vonnegut
-Heathers (Movie, dir. Michael Lehmann)
-Beautiful Losers (Book) - Leonard Cohen
-The Crying of Lot 49 (Book) - Thomas Pynchon

4. 5 articles of clothing that I take pride in.
-Brown corduroy pants.
-Old Stones T-shirt (with a band pic, circa 1962).
-My paperboy-ish cap.
-My shoes.
-My scarf.
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Subject:monstertruckdriver
Time:12:54 pm
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five reasons you probably would be scared to talk to me
-i'm a foot taller than you, without my heels.
-i've read all of those books and heard all of those bands and i don't even give a shit.
-i've made out with a member of sleater-kinney.
-i've got a fucking chihuahua, with a spiked collar. his name is CHICO.
-i live in portland.

five bands that you should be listening to
-bobby birdman (www.statesrightsrecords.com/bobbybirdman)
-the thermals (www.thethermals.com)
-y.a.c.h.t. (www.teamyacht.com/music)
-neutral milk hotel
-peaches

(the first three are worth checking out, all portland kids, and good friends of mine)

five films or books that probably made me cry
-the danzig trilogy, gunter grass (3 books in one)
-lolita, vladamir nabokov (book and kubrick's film)
-the philosophy of andy warhol, andy warhols (book)
-short stories, j.d. salinger (book)
-the collected works of e.e. cummings (anthology of poetry)

(so i read a lot, have you seen me lately?)

five pieces of clothing you wish you had
-courtney love's pants
-a catharine maladrindo chiffon dress the color of a rare fruit
-lots of handmade things by claire la faye (www.clairelafaye.com)
-kathryn towers(www.e-seaplane.com)
-holly stalder (www.e-seaplane.com)

(and there are pictures of me all over those websites, if you are so inclined.)

i love you. i love you. i love you. i love you. i love you.

xo
v l i n d e r t j e
(that means little butterfly in dutch)
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Time:05:53 pm
we need more comments on
this one.

yes or no please.
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Time:10:23 pm
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Time:12:14 am
UM...YO
MODERATORS>>>>>

I just noticed that we have "Pretention" written at the top of this thing...
FOOS!
NO SUCH WORD EXISTS!
IT'S "PRETENSION"

(check it, yo)

How can we be pretentious when we don't use the right words?

Mhm...
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